Top 100 Most Interesting Man in the World Quotes

Here’s the list of the top 100 Most Interesting Man Quotes collected over the years from the legendary Dos Equis beer commercials. This advertising campaign, the most interesting man in the world, launched in 2006 and is considered the most successful for the Dos Equis beer brand, popularizing their beer in the U.S. while also giving us so many laughs and imparting its unique style of deep Zen-like wisdom. The most interesting man in the world is a man’s man, the ultimate pinnacle of total badass awesomeness!

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There are so many hilarious quotes from the most interesting man in the world which you’ve surely seen as internet memes, but there’s probably many more you haven’t seen. Check out the list below of the top 100 best quotes.

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The Most Interesting Man In the World Quotes

1. His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.
2. When in Rome, they do as HE does
3. He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
4. He has won the lifetime achievement award… twice
5. He can kill two stones with one bird
6. When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, he hears it
7. His lovemaking has been detected by a seismograph
8. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
9. He is fluent in all languages, including three that he only speaks
10. If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits
11. Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
12. He has taught old dogs a variety of new tricks
13. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art
14. His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”




15. If he was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.
16. Freemasons strive to learn HIS secret handshake.
17. He played a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded magnum, and won
18. He is the life of parties that he has never attended
19. He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
20. His organ donation card also lists his beard
21. He is left-handed. And right-handed
22. Sharks have a week dedicated to him
23. Presidents take his birthday off
24. Time waits on no one, but him
25. He never wears a watch because time is always on his side
26. He taught Chuck Norris martial arts
27. When he holds a lady’s purse, he looks manly
28. He once won a staring contest with his own reflection
29. When he meets the Pope, the Pope kisses his ring
30. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body
31. Superman has pijamas with his logo
32. If he were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank him
33. He once went to the psychic, to warn her
34. His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do
35. When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value
36. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
37. Once a rattlesnake bit him, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died
38. His passport requires no photograph
39. He gave his father “the talk”
40. He can speak Russian… in French
41. His signature won a Pulitzer
42. Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut
43. He once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket
44. The dark is afraid of him
45. If he were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn’t be dark
46. He once brought a knife to a gunfight… just to even the odds
47. He bowls overhand
48. A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush
49. He once started a fire using only dental floss and water
50. Roses stop to smell him
51. Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him
52. He once turned a vampire into a vegetarian
53. Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about him
54. When he was young he once sent his parents to his room
55. His blood smells like cologne
56. When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls
57. His shadow has been on the ‘best dressed’ list twice
58. Two countries went to war to dispute HIS nationality
59. His pillow is cool on BOTH sides
60. The Nobel Academy was awarded a prize from HIM
61. His mother has a tattoo that says “Son”
62. His shirts never wrinkle
63. His shirts never wrinkle
64. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores
65. His garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle
66. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders
67. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him
68. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting
69. He has never walked into a spider web
70. The star on his Christmas tree is tracked by NASA
71. He’s never lost a game of chance
72. He once caught the Loch Ness Monster….with a cane pole, but threw it back
73. His wallet is woven out of chupacabra leather
74. Cars look both ways for him, before driving down a street
75. His 5 de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March
76. His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries
77. His friends call him by his name, his enemies don’t call him anything because they are all dead
78. No less than 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about his beard
79. He once taught a german shepherd how to bark in spanish
80. The Holy Grail is looking for him
81. Werewolves are jealous of his beard
82. Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
83. He was on a recent archaeological dig and came across prehistoric foot prints that lead out of Africa into all parts of the world. On close inspection, it turned out that the prints were his
84. Whatever side of the tracks he’s currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he’ll still be on the right side
85. The circus ran away to join him
86. He once made a weeping willow laugh
87. He is allowed to talk about the fight club
88. His sweat is the cure for the common cold
89. While swimming off the coast of Australia, he once scratched the underbelly of the Great White with his right hand
90. If he were to say something costs an arm and a leg, it would
91. He never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
92. Panhandlers give him money
93. He once tried to acquire a cold just to see what it felt like, but it didn’t take
94. His ten gallon hat holds twenty gallons
95. He once won the world series of poker using UNO cards
96. He has inside jokes with people he’s never met.
97. Bear hugs are what he gives bears
98. Even his tree houses have fully finished basements
99. He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
100. He lives vicariously through himself

More Interesting Man Facts

The Most Interesting Man in the World character was played by the actor Jonathan Goldsmith (born September 26, 1938), embodying James Bond-like coolness with Ricardo Montelban Latin fantasy suave and fine corinthian leather.  We see flashbacks of his greatest moments, often filmed in black and white or grainy color, depicting his life-long greatness and epic exploits. We see him laughing and enjoying life to the fullest, and we are mesmerized and awe struck. His signature goodbye shot shows him surrounded by beautiful women while he tells us “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis”.

The Most Interesting Man in… Mars?

Sadly, in early 2016 the Dos Equis beer company announced the end of this man’s epic life story, as the the most interesting man in the world is being retired.  But, he is doing one final, most epic, amazing and interesting thing, and that is a one way journey to the planet Mars. Yes. Only he would do it.

I guess he is destined to be forever known as the conqueror of two planets.  He is…the most interesting man in the world and in Mars.

See his farewell adieu in this final commercial ad below. We are left with his final quote “His only regret is not knowing what regret feels like.”

And he always signs off saying “Stay Thirsty My Friends”, which has the double meaning of “stay thirsty for beer” and “stay thirsty for life”.